‘What are your thoughts on the Barbie movie?’”
Needs more special effects
" what’s even worse yet, if he’s seen it and he thinks it’s not a good movie"
Um, YEAH. Why would any guy want to see a pink movie about a doll from his lady's childhood.
Lets go see G.I. Joe, and if you don't want to go enthusiastically, you're not the one for me...
"until he asked to join her, digging up a baby pink shirt to match her outfit."
Turn in your man card right now. Hell, he should've turned it in when he bought the shirt AFAIC.