Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box kid?"
Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are
they?"
"Democrats," says Little Johnny.
"Oh that's cute," he says and he goes on his way.
A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Joe Lieberman and he spies Little Johnny with his box just ahead.
Al Gore says to Joe, "You gotta check this out" and
they both jog over to Little Johnny.
George Bush says, "Look in the box Joe, isn't that cute?
Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Joe what kind of kittens they are."
Little Johnny replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day
and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."
